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Blinker Fluid!

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Local mechanic shorting you on your fluid fill ups? Need a reliable product? The answer is Saltiel Good’s Blinker Fluid!

Hilarious gag gift for the whole family!

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95 Days At Sea?

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José Luis Sánchez, a fisherman from Callao, Peru, set out in late November 2024 for what he thought would be a routine trip. Fate had other plans. A fierce storm battered his small boat, knocking out the engine and radio, leaving him adrift in the vast Pacific Ocean. With no way to call for help and only minimal supplies, Sánchez faced a grueling test of endurance.

For 95 days, he survived on ingenuity and grit. He collected rainwater to drink and caught fish with whatever he could fashion into a tool. The endless horizon offered no promises. It was all just sun, salt and solitude. By the time a cargo ship spotted him on February 27th, 2025, about 1,200 miles from Peru’s coast, he was a shadow of himself: emaciated, weathered, but alive. His rescue on March 1st marked the end of an ordeal few could imagine surviving.

Stories like Sánchez’s captivate us because they strip life down to its rawest form. It’s human will against nature’s indifference. The Pacific, both his prison and provider, tested him in ways that echo the tales of castaways like Robinson Crusoe or the real-life Poon Lim, who survived 133 days adrift in WWII. Yet Sánchez’s tale is uniquely his own, a modern marvel of resilience.

What does it take to endure 95 days alone at sea? Luck, maybe? Or is it a stubborn refusal to give up? As Sánchez recovers, his story leaves us wondering: what would we do if faced with the same relentless waves?

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The Hidden Grime!

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A recent study has uncovered a dirty little secret lurking in our homes: the handles on our kitchen appliances might just be the grossest, germiest spots we encounter daily. From fridge doors to oven knobs these seemingly innocent touchpoints are teeming with bacteria making them a surprising hotspot for contamination.

Researchers found that kitchen appliance handles often harbor more germs than even the notorious bathroom doorknob. Why? It’s simple: we touch them constantly. Think about this…Grabbing the fridge handle with hands fresh from chopping raw chicken, twisting the oven dial after wiping a spill, or yanking the microwave open while munching on a snack. Every contact leaves behind a microbial calling card and without regular cleaning those germs multiply fast.

The study revealed that common culprits like E. coli, Salmonella and Staphylococcus thrive on these surfaces. Warm, humid kitchens provide the perfect breeding ground and the frequent hand traffic ensures a steady supply of bacteria. Unlike countertops or sinks, which we tend to wipe down religiously, handles often fly under the radar during cleaning routines. They’re small, unobtrusive and easy to overlook. That is, until you realize they’re a germ party waiting to crash your next meal.

So, what’s the fix? Experts recommend a simple habit shift: wipe down those handles daily with a disinfectant. A quick swipe with a vinegar solution or an antibacterial cleaner can slash germ counts significantly. And if you’re feeling extra cautious, wash your hands before and after handling food.

Next time you’re in the kitchen, give those handles a second look. They might not look dirty, but the study’s clear: they’re silently hosting a microbial rave. A little attention could keep your home (and your health) a lot cleaner.

Actual Factual Pie – March 18th!

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The year is 1881. History was made today as Barnum and Bailey’s Greatest Show on Earth opened its dazzling spectacle at Madison Square Garden in New York City. The iconic circus, a brainchild of P.T. Barnum and James A. Bailey, brought jaw dropping acts, exotic animals and larger than life entertainment to thrilled audiences, cementing its legacy as a cultural phenomenon that would captivate generations.

In 1911, Theodore Roosevelt dedicated the Roosevelt Dam in Phoenix, Arizona. It would be the largest dam in the U.S. at the time. A marvel of engineering, it tamed the Salt River, boosting irrigation and power for the region. Roosevelt’s vision for progress was literally set in stone.

In 1942, the United States took a significant step in its World War II efforts as the third military draft began. This move expanded the nation’s armed forces, calling more young men to serve and defend the country against the escalating global conflict.

In 1953, baseball history shifted as the Braves announced their move from Boston to Milwaukee. After 77 years in Beantown, the team sought greener pastures (and a new fanbase) in Wisconsin. The relocation marked the first MLB franchise shift in 50 years, ushering in a new era for the Braves and the city of Milwaukee.

In 1970, the U.S. Postal Service ground to a halt as workers launched the first postal strike in the nation’s history. Fed up with low wages and poor working conditions, over 200,000 postal employees walked off the job, disrupting mail delivery across the country. The wildcat strike, illegal under federal law, forced President Nixon to declare a state of emergency and deploy the National Guard to sort mail. After two weeks of chaos the strike ended with a negotiated pay raise that sets the stage for the modern postal system.

In 1986, Buckingham Palace announced the engagement of Prince Andrew, Duke of York, to Sarah Ferguson. The joyful news marked a significant moment for the British royal family with the couple’s wedding set to take place later that year on July 23rd. Their union would go on to capture public attention, though their marriage eventually ended in divorce in 1996. Still, that spring day in ’86 was one of celebration and royal romance!

Music History Tuesday!

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The Year: 1978

Disco ruled the airwaves as The Bee Gees’ “Night Fever” hit #1 on the Billboard Hot 100. The infectious track stayed on top for eight weeks, making it the longest running chart topper of the year. A defining moment for the Saturday Night Fever soundtrack, it solidified the Gibb brothers’ reign over the disco era.

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The Year: 1972

Neil Young’s iconic song “Heart of Gold” hit #1 on the US charts. With its heartfelt lyrics and unmistakable harmonica, the track got a soulful boost from backing vocals by James Taylor and Linda Ronstadt. A timeless classic from Young’s Harvest album, it remains a golden moment in music history.

A Vigil For Walter…

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On Saturday, March 15th, 2025, residents of Daniel Island Village apartment complex in South Carolina gathered for a vigil to honor Walter, an alligator who had lived by a pond on the property for over a decade.

Walter, a beloved figure in the community, was killed the previous day, Friday, March 14th, following complaints reported to the management over the past week. The decision to euthanize him was carried out by contractors from the South Carolina Department of Natural Resources, in line with state protocols for handling alligators deemed a risk to residents or pets.

Neighbors described Walter as a peaceful presence, often seen sunning himself by the pond, and noted that he never bothered people, even those walking by with children or pets.

The vigil, organized by resident Rebekah Cole, featured a moment of silence, a prayer and shared reflections on Walter’s role in the community that culminated in a walk to his former pondside haunt. The event reflected the deep affection many felt for Walter, with Cole expressing that despite being a “cold-blooded animal,” he was a cherished part of their lives.

The apartment complex management acknowledged Walter’s death followed state law, as alligators are protected but can be removed under permit if considered a nuisance.

The incident stirred emotions with residents mourning the loss of a local icon who had even been featured in a February 2024 Facebook post by the complex, celebrating his emergence as a sign of spring.

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Human Toes For Sale?

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An Australian woman named Joanna Kathlyn Kinman, a 48-year-old mother of five from Melbourne, admitted to attempting to sell human toes online.

She was working as a ranger at an animal shelter in Victoria when, in February 2024, two dogs surrendered to the shelter vomited up human remains, including two toes, from their deceased owner who had died of natural causes.

Kinman retrieved the toes from a bin, took them home, and preserved them in a jar of formaldehyde, believing she could sell them online for around 400 Australian dollars ($253 USD). She was an active member of a Facebook group called “Bone Buddies Australia,” where similar specimens are traded.

Kinman pleaded guilty to offensive conduct involving human remains at the Ringwood Magistrates’ Court on March 17th, 2025. Although she faced a maximum penalty of two years in prison, Magistrate Andrew Sim sentenced her to an 18-month non-custodial sentence with 150 hours of community service, calling her actions “astounding” and “entirely odd.”

She narrowly avoided jail, lost her job and faced public backlash. During a police search, authorities also found other unusual items in her possession, including an alligator claw, a bird skull, a guinea pig trotter and her children’s teeth.

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Free Narcan?

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A laundromat in Nashville has recently introduced a vending machine that dispenses free Narcan, a nasal spray used to reverse opioid overdoses.

This initiative is part of a broader effort to address the opioid crisis by making life-saving medication more accessible to the community. Unlike traditional vending machines offering snacks or drinks, this one provides Narcan at no cost, aiming to break down barriers for those who might need it.

The machine is strategically placed in a location where people naturally gather, ensuring easy, stigma-free access without requiring interaction with staff or authorities. This move reflects a growing trend of placing Narcan in public spaces to combat overdose deaths, a pressing issue in many cities, including Nashville.

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New Album Announcement!

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Will Smith has announced the release date for his first album in 20 years, titled Based on a True Story. The album is set to drop on March 28th, 2025, marking his return to music since his last full-length project, Lost and Found, released in 2005.

Smith shared the news via Instagram, expressing excitement about the 14-track record, which includes collaborations with artists like DJ Jazzy Jeff, Teyana Taylor, and Jac Ross, as well as previously released singles such as “Beautiful Scars” and “Work of Art.”

He’s described this project as deeply personal, hinting it might be the first in a trilogy of albums. The announcement has stirred anticipation among fans, especially given his long hiatus from music and his roots as a rapper before becoming a Hollywood icon.

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Music History Monday!

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The Year: 1958

Johnny Mathis released the first “Greatest Hits” compilation that sparked a music industry trend. The album was a massive success, remaining on the Billboard 200 for an incredible 490 weeks. That’s over nine years! This record stood until Pink Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon surpassed it decades later. Mathis not only defined a new format but set a benchmark for chart longevity!

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The Year: 1958 (Again)

“Tequila” by The Champs topped the U.S. charts, cementing its place as one of the most iconic saxophone instrumentals ever. With its catchy riff and infectious energy, the track became a timeless hit, proving the power of a simple melody! And let’s don’t forget about the well-timed shout of “Tequila!”