Daily Throwback @ The Pie!

On May 17, 1993, American country music fans were treated to a song that would become a timeless anthem: Alan Jackson’s “Chattahoochee.” Released as the third single from his album A Lot About Livin’ (And a Little ’bout Love), this track captured the essence of Southern summers and small-town life, cementing Jackson’s place as a country music icon.

“Chattahoochee,” written by Alan Jackson and Jim McBride, is a nostalgic ode to coming-of-age experiences along the banks of the Chattahoochee River, which flows through Georgia and Alabama. With its catchy melody and vivid lyrics, the song paints a picture of youthful adventures—learning about life, love, and good times by the river. Lines like “We laid rubber on the Georgia asphalt / We got a little crazy but we never got caught” resonate with anyone who’s ever chased freedom under a summer sky.

The single was a massive hit, topping the Billboard Hot Country Songs chart and peaking at number 46 on the Billboard Hot 100. Its infectious energy and relatable storytelling earned it widespread acclaim, including the 1994 CMA Awards for Single of the Year and Song of the Year.

More than three decades later, “Chattahoochee” continues to evoke nostalgia and pride for fans of country music. It’s a reminder of a time when life felt simpler and a song could capture the heart of a community. Whether you’re from the South or just love a good story, the song’s universal themes of youth, freedom and fun keep it fresh for new generations.

So, on this May 17th, let’s crank up the volume, roll down the windows and celebrate the day Alan Jackson gave us “Chattahoochee”—a song that’s as much a part of country music history as the river itself.

The Shed @ Lowe’s!?

On May 11th, 2025, Slidell, Louisiana, police arrested a man for lewd conduct after finding him naked in a Lowe’s display shed.

Around 5 p.m., officers responded to a report of a nude male inside one of the store’s outdoor tool sheds. After searching several sheds, police found the suspect lying on his back with his pants down, allegedly masturbating with an open container of Vaseline and an electronic device nearby.

The man complied with orders to pull up his pants and was handcuffed without resistance. He claimed he was “just watching YouTube” and admitted to the behavior.

Charged with obscenity, he was booked into Slidell City Jail. His name was not released, but police noted he is not from Slidell.

STORY IS HERE

Want To Run A 5K Naked?

Nestled in the rolling hills of Chesnee, South Carolina, the Carolina Foothills Resort hosts one of the most unconventional running events in the country: the Buck Creek Streak 5K.

Set for June 7th, 2025, this annual nude 5K race draws participants from across the United States, blending the thrill of running with the liberating ethos of nudism. If you’re curious about this quirky event or considering lacing up (and stripping down) for the run, follow the link below for a closer look at what makes the Buck Creek Streak a standout experience.

LINK IS HERE

Jell-O Shots For Everyone!

A kindergartener at Johnstown Elementary School in Pennsylvania brought alcoholic Jell-O shots to school on May 14th, 2025, and shared them with three classmates, according to the Greater Johnstown School District.

The students who consumed the shots were evaluated by the school nurse and taken to a hospital as a precaution.

The district is investigating how the child obtained the alcohol and local authorities are involved. The Jell-O cups are in possession of the school as evidence. No charges have been filed, and the district is prioritizing student safety while cooperating with police.

STORY IS HERE

A Jail Escape!

On May 16th, 2025, ten inmates escaped from the Orleans Justice Center in New Orleans around 1 a.m. by exploiting a hole behind a toilet in a cell, which was likely created by cutting a steel bar with a tool.

The escapees, including suspects charged with serious crimes like murder, tampered with a defective cell door, breached the wall and exited through a loading dock. They scaled a perimeter wall using blankets to avoid barbed wire and fled across Interstate 10, discarding their jail uniforms.

The lone civilian corrections technician monitoring the pod had stepped away to get food, and the escape went unnoticed until a routine headcount at 8:30 a.m. Sheriff Susan Hutson indicated possible inside help from jail staff, as the breach suggested external assistance. Three employees were suspended pending investigation.

LINK IS HERE

A Spider Monkey Rescue?

Violeta, an 18-month-old endangered spider monkey, was rescued recently during a drug bust in Vallejo, California.

The Solano County Sheriff’s Office seized half a pound of methamphetamine during a traffic stop, leading to the arrest of 50-year-old Clifford Vicenty. A subsequent search of his home uncovered another pound of meth, over $2,000 in cash, two rattlesnakes and Violeta. Owning primates is illegal in California, and spider monkeys, heavily trafficked and endangered due to habitat loss and the exotic pet trade, require specialized care.

Violeta was surrendered to the Oakland Zoo, where she is receiving treatment at the veterinary hospital. Initial exams show she is in decent health, but she’s receiving UV light treatments, calcium supplements, fruits, vegetables, and formula to strengthen her bones. Upcoming tests, including a CT scan and bloodwork, will assess her organ function and check for infectious diseases. Her temporary home includes blankets and toys for comfort and stimulation, but she is not available for public viewing.

STORY IS HERE

The Life Of Honey Boo Boo!

The new Lifetime movie I Was Honey Boo Boo, premiering today, at 8 p.m. ET, tells the life story of Alana “Honey Boo Boo” Thompson, narrated by Thompson herself.

Now a 19-year-old college student studying nursing, Thompson reflects on her rise to fame as a child pageant contestant on Toddlers & Tiaras at age five and her family’s reality show Here Comes Honey Boo Boo (2012–2014).

The biopic explores the darker side of her child stardom, including her tumultuous relationship with her mother, June “Mama June” Shannon, marked by constant criticism, financial exploitation and Shannon’s struggles with addiction and legal issues.

Thompson aims to shed light on the challenges of child stardom and generational trauma while showing her journey to independence, living with her boyfriend Dralin Carswell and pursuing a new path.

The film has garnered attention for its raw portrayal of her story, with Thompson emphasizing honesty about her experiences, even if it risks straining ties with her mother, though she notes they are currently in a “good spot.”

LINK IS HERE

Smuggled Baby Orangutans?

Thai police have arrested a 47-year-old man in Bangkok for smuggling two baby orangutans that were found in a plastic basket at a gas station.

The orangutans, one about 1 year old and the other 1 month old, were intended for illegal sale, each valued at around $9,000 USD. Named Christopher and Stefan, they were rescued during a joint operation with the US Fish and Wildlife Service, the Wildlife Justice Commission and the UN Office on Drugs and Crime.

The suspect faces up to four years in prison for illegally possessing protected wildlife. The orangutans, native to Sumatra and Borneo and critically endangered, are now under care, with Stefan in an incubator due to weak health and Christopher in a sanctuary.

Investigations continue to trace the animals’ origins and dismantle the trafficking network.

STORY IS HERE (WITH VIDEO)