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Just a few days ago on March 9th, 2025, in Bradenton, Florida, a pizza delivery driver showed up to drop off an order and spotted an 8-foot alligator camped out under the customer’s car in the driveway. Naturally, the driver noped out of there and called for help. Officer Tolson from the Bradenton Police Department rolled up, and since the driver wasn’t about to tango with the gator, he handed the pizza off to the cop to finish the delivery.
Body cam footage caught the whole thing! The customer came out the front door despite warnings, saw the gator, and freaked out, yelling, “Oh my heavens, there’s a big alligator under my car!” Tolson kept her safe, took the pizza around to the back door and even snapped a pic of the reptile for her with her phone. Florida Fish and Wildlife eventually showed up, trapped the gator and relocated it somewhere far away from pizza joints. Just another day in Florida, I guess!
The year is 1916 and General John Pershing led 15,000 U.S. troops across the border into Mexico to pursue revolutionary leader Pancho Villa. This punitive expedition came after Villa’s raid on Columbus, New Mexico, escalating tensions. Pershing’s forces chased Villa deep into Mexican territory, but the elusive bandit evaded capture, testing U.S. military resolve and straining relations with Mexico.
In 1934, Henry Ford made waves by restoring the $5 a day wage for his workers, a move that echoed his groundbreaking 1914 decision. Amid the Great Depression, this bold step boosted morale and reaffirmed Ford’s belief in fair pay that helped stabilize his workforce and the broader economy. History remembers it as a testament to his unconventional approach to industry and labor.
In 1955, the U.S. Air Force unveiled a game changer: the first self-guided missile. This technological leap marked a new era in military precision and power, showcasing American innovation at its finest. The future of warfare had arrived.
In 1968, the U.S. Mint ceased its practice of buying and selling gold which marked a pivotal shift in monetary policy. This decision, driven by economic pressures and the unraveling Bretton Woods system, signaled the beginning of the end for the gold standard in the U.S., fully abandoned by 1971. A historic moment in American finance!
In 1991, four Los Angeles police officers were charged in the brutal beating of Rodney King, a Black motorist, captured on video two weeks earlier. The incident sparked outrage, exposing police brutality and racial tensions, and set the stage for a landmark trial that would ignite the 1992 LA riots after the officers’ acquittal.

The Year: 2006
A bittersweet discovery was made in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina. Amid the wreckage of Fats Domino’s Ninth Ward home, remnants of his two iconic pianos were found and salvaged by the Louisiana State Museum. A small victory in preserving the legendary musician’s legacy after the devastating storm.
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The Year: 1969
John Lennon and Yoko Ono found themselves “standing in the dock at Southampton,” their wedding plans thwarted by passport issues as they tried to reach Holland or France. Undeterred, they tied the knot five days later in Gibraltar on March 20th. The couple turned their chaotic adventure into art, weaving the tale into the lyrics of “The Ballad of John and Yoko,” a song that immortalized their whirlwind romance and resilience.